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[rabutcher (Robert)]

Man initially gets away with $400 but leaves his name, address
updated 10:14 p.m. ET, Mon., Dec. 29, 2008
CHICAGO - The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot."
The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address.
The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.

[krnl]

hah what an idiot for robbing a bank. what an idiot again for using his pay stub.

[ChiefinGuam (Alex)]

Ugh...I hate when that happens.

For some reason, this smiley makes me think of a crazy person...and probably the same kind of person that would use a pay stub to write a robbery note:


I've also found this Correctional Tool useful for these kinds of people:

[krnl]

Crazy Airdale -> hehe

[ChiefinGuam (Alex)]

I just realized, after staring at the "crazy airdale" smiley for a few minutes, that I was stationed with that guy in a squadron back on the USS MIDWAY back in 1991. I think it was the smile that pegged it for me.